"They went through our small library and stole all the books they liked."

"Same... I too was divorced and my son threw a party while traveling for business and a party goer stole my wedding ring."

"I heard my brother having sex on my sofa. I will never forgive her. Also she was engaged to someone else and the whole thing was a messy drama. She tried to blame ME for it. She said I was the person who made it possible for her to cheat on her fiancé and had destroyed their relationship. At one point she tried to get me to tell her where my brother worked so her fiancé could go beat his ass in the parking lot. We aren't friends anymore, obviously."

"I was laying with my duvet from my bed on the couch, as I was home with a cold. Had all my necessity close by like tissue paper, cold medicine, aspirin etc. Looking forward to nice day on the couch with gaming and/or a movie. After a bit, my roommates come home and they bring a friend I did consider my friend as well. 

He asks me to sit under my duvet to be warm, no problem. We speak about our day and then all the suddenly he takes my duvet and BLOWS HIS NOSE INTO IT. Like full blown, empty everything in your nose kind of shit. I see that it gets filled with nasty snot. 

I yell at him, 'what the fuck is wrong with you' and he tells me in this annoyed voice: 'omg just chill it's just snot and I just forgot. Don't get so worked up'. I was all like 'get the fuck out this is funking disgusting' and started to pull the duvet cover off. When this asshat tugs the duvet towards him and ask what I'm doing as he was so comfortable. I'm like what do you mean?? It's full of your disgusting buggers and I feel dirty just being in the same room as him. He went in to one of my roommates room to hang there as I made the living room uncomfortable. Me, I did that. Like what the actual fuck? Yeah, we did not stay friends long after this."

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