And here I thought the worst thing you could do was be late too many days in a row...

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"When I got to the bank, I could not find the servers, and pulled the guy aside, along with law enforcement, where he confessed. The Treasury Department, Secret Service, and FBI went to his house and took the servers back. I never saw or heard from him again."

"After about six months, the supervisor used information obtained from the employee to locate his wife while she was out shopping.  The supervisor approached her, told her he was psychic, and that upon seeing her, he had been overcome with the weight of her mental load. The supervisor used all the privileged information to fake that he had a close emotional connection to the wife.
Then the supervisor fucked the wife for a couple of months before he was caught. When it all came out, we were...surprised."

"Eventually, we figured out it was two older women working in tandem to POOP-FRAME this dude. Turns out they didn’t like his politics, and the two ladies hatched a plan to get him fired without benefits. Instead, we had to have these ladies put on PEPs (Personnel Exit Plans) before eventually laying them off at the first opportunity "

"The museum was open to the public and unattended. A few people came in, wandered around the exhibits, and left. One kind person even left the admission fee on the receptionist's desk. About two hours later, the couple returned, nuzzling each other, and went into the ladies' bathroom together. 

They emerged twenty or so minutes later, arranging their clothes. Obviously, they had been in the ladies' room having sex. The boyfriend left, and the employee sat down at the receptionist desk and put her head down to nap for the next hour. Again, two people came in, and she didn’t even wake. When she came in the following Friday to get her check, I told her she was fired. 

All of us really liked her and thought she was honest. But she had no qualms about leaving the museum wide open for hours. You see, we had the coded alarm system before, but never the ability to know when the museum doors were open or locked. She argued with me until I showed her the video. She wasn’t aware the new system had been installed, and there were now cameras in every room."

"He came back two days later and somehow smelled worse. This continued to happen for three weeks, and people were ready to riot. I had to temporarily move him to a back office because a pregnant employee got sick due to his body odor. I tried to get approval for him to work remotely, but our company’s CEO wouldn’t approve it. After repeated warnings, I fired him.

The security guard who escorted him out asked our office manager for a mask with an exhalation valve before walking him out, while he was right there beside him. I managed to catch a glimpse of the guy, and the look of humiliation, shame, and embarrassment was rough. Really cool guy who was decent at his job, so I felt kind of bad, but my god. That shit was nasty."