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Jimmy Kimmel Goes There With X-Rated 'Metaphor' For What Trump Is Doing To Us All
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Jimmy Kimmel said President Donald Trump’s war with Iran is already leading to a very unexpected consequence. “Every day this goes on, the prices go up ― and not just on oil and gas,” he said. “Karex, the world’s largest manufacturer of condoms, may have to raise their prices by 20 to 30% because of supply-chain issues caused by the war.” Related shipping delays are leading to lower stockpiles of condoms as well. “The price of condoms will affect the Strait of Hormuz and the gays of Hormuz, too, equally,” he cracked. He added: “Is there any metaphor more fitting than Donald Trump screwing us without condoms because he won’t pull out?” See more in his Wednesday night monologue: Former HuffPost journalist Ahmed Shihab-Eldin has been detained for days in Kuwait. He must be freed immediately. Learn more here. Credit: Grace Rivera By entering your email and clicking Sign Up, you're agreeing to let us send you customized marketing messages about us and our advertising partners. You are also agreeing to our Terms of Service and Privacy Policy.