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15 Brags That Immediately Prove You're The Scum Of The Earth
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If you brag about any of these things, I'm begging you to stop immediately... As a full-time writer at BuzzFeed Canada, I cover all things pop culture and food. "Have had this encounter before and I totally agree. I get it might have been a different time even 15/20 years ago but leaving the woman with all the poopy diapers to clean up is not a flex anymore, pops!" "It was only ever a flex for insecure men." "This one used to wind me up so much, especially on building sites. I used to be an electrician and on my lunch I would read. The amount of people that would proudly state they have never read a book and add a mocking laugh to it was crazy." "Or the older guys at your company that will brag about how they 'only took a half day off for the birth of their child'β¦ "I met a dude at an airport lounge who felt the need to tell me about how he has two families." "The 'I only slept three hours' competition is so weird... Being tired is not a personality trait or success. Like bro WDYM. π" "Lack of sleep takes a real toll on brain function." "My father was like that. He was not in my life, although every time I talked to him or anyone in his family, it was always 'he loves you so much!' or 'he has photos of you as a kid up!' Yeah, well I'm in my 40s and have always been the one to reach out, so if I'm so important, where the fuck have you been?" "Ah yes, the ol kidney stones of pride." "There's a lot of people who now have 'Stay Humble' stickers on their front window of their cars in our town but you just know they are the kind of people to go off at cashiers and road rage over the littlest things." "The Chris Rock bit comes to mind. 'Why are you so proud of things you're SUPPOSED to do?'" Note: Some responses have been edited for length and/or clarity.