"You know why divorce is expensive? Because it's worth it."

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Since then, she's jumped from man to man, state to state, and even jail cell to jail cell. You know you're a terrible person when local newspapers write full stories about your freakout when you get caught trying to steal dildos."

"I didn't say anything until she was gone on Sunday, because I grew up in a household where fights were frequent, and I never wanted to subject a child to that, so I held my tongue.

On Sunday, I told him to get the f*ck out. I also threw a plastic plate at his head. That was the end."

"We were officially divorced later that year, and it was truly the best decision I ever made."

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