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bad news for chocolate chip cookies: i woke up today pic.twitter.com/G20SVjWHOs

Crown said that wasn't the issue, but the fact that she had to follow what they asked for. 

Me leaving the theater with that bucket https://t.co/JjtxqYdTzl pic.twitter.com/0gGg2l8R75

Accidentally dropped and shattered my dirty salad bowl and now I don’t have to wash it anymore pic.twitter.com/Pjkhb5EBAM

28 Funny Tweets That Prove The Internet Is Still Funny Even Through The Worst Of It

These 46 Funny Tweets From The Week Have Me Genuinely Howling Like My Dog After Hearing A Squeaky Toy, And Trust Me, I Don't Laugh At Just Anything