"'my ancestors didn’t wear sunscreen' they had an ozone layer babe"

He deserves an Oscar because I hate him already https://t.co/QpNmiN6Cdc

Justin Bieber thinks he’s Dijon. Dijon thinks he’s Prince. And Prince thinks he’s Zooey Deschanel.

“my ancestors didn’t wear sunscreen” they had an ozone layer babe

I would’ve got involved in that. https://t.co/uukPXxG2pd

Black peoples belief in ginger healing all is diasporic! https://t.co/MdzoTB6zc8

Done fucked up the church's money https://t.co/C2w9PDGKRp

The Australian population of Clapham: https://t.co/BlUAqyXuxB

Why Khia got that moonwalking ass middle name https://t.co/MNMXiNBHhu

Lmaooo bruh Bajans are late to everything 😂 pic.twitter.com/0WNimvKu1F

Excuse me??? https://t.co/h2yLQmcYhH pic.twitter.com/zdj0MIRoMT

All the white ppl in the replies are like “why would you need another carb? There’s potato in this.” LmaaoooAnyways the answer is rice. https://t.co/OfoCkqrvDZ

Omg the White Rastas are dragging my Ass on Hinge pic.twitter.com/FALost2CoZ

Big day for hoteps, black Israelites, and the unemployed. https://t.co/sSLC0kUUyu

My laundry hamper is full again. pic.twitter.com/n5BQXqroBn

james bond about to be fee fi fo fumming around as a giant secret agent https://t.co/B8CcQ6wpzV

Any black man of a certain age in London could tell me that they were in NSG and I’d believe them looooool impact where

at my old job, every friday we would get catered meals and one day they got jamaican food (including curry goat and oxtail plates) and my greedy ass would walk around the office saying how nasty and unethical oxtails werei left work with 4 boxes of oxtails that night. https://t.co/QS4barq4o8

telling the song “shut up” right before skipping it >

I'll just log onto Instagram and Chelsea from Selling Sunset will be pounding yam in 4K ultra HD unprovoked.

Typa weather Benny The Butcher claims he was selling drugs in https://t.co/e2JEVEumar

My Final Final Final Final Love.doc https://t.co/rQzAQVmuxA

he about to help penny proud illegally download songs off the internet https://t.co/bECNDVAP2H

Hailee Steinfeld in this. https://t.co/XQ8MP9nZdz

https://t.co/Ww32pcKvSN pic.twitter.com/EY2rkSUXPX

It’s that Black and Irish couple you see at every event in London. https://t.co/ixxfWBIz42

why do people say “they got off scott free” who the fuck is scott

Me looking at myself during the teams meeting https://t.co/ZCOOQSkNsi

Have I ever bought a what a what in the what?? https://t.co/slpePA7JL7 pic.twitter.com/zXQXDDq8MP

Chile i ain’t know his last name was “Very” i thought TMZ was saying “Timothy dead as fuck frfr” RIP him but terrible reporting tho. Y’all ain’t got no commas in that office? https://t.co/yw7Sq70SLV