Desi Lydic on Thursday placed Bill Gates among the “creepy old men from every sector of society [who] have fallen from grace” since the Jeffrey Epstein files were released. The “Daily Show” host got down and dirty to make her point. (Watch the video below.)

The Microsoft co-founder’s ties to the late sex predator came to light, so Gates apologized to his foundation staff this week, while emphasizing he did nothing illegal.

But he also acknowledge two affairs he had while married to ex-wife Melinda French Gates. (In the files, Epstein appeared to threaten the tech magnate with knowledge of one of his infidelities.)

“I did have affairs, one with a Russian bridge player who met me at bridge events, and one with a Russian nuclear physicist who I met through business activities,” he said.

The level of detail earned a “wow” from the “Daily Show” host, who imagined what the rest of his explanation might have sounded like:

“Thank you everyone for hopping on this Zoom call. Let’s touch base on who I’ve been [BLEEP]ing. First Svetlana. And, hoo boy, did we get freaky. Let’s just say nothing was ‘micro’ or ‘soft.’”

A wink put the exclamation point on her one-liner.

She reveled in the applause.

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